The Worst English Translation Fails of All Time

Don’t See How You Even Could

Toilets are generally really heavy, so if you can throw them you must have to be one of the strongest people on Earth.

A species of squid has been observed to leap from the ocean by using pressurized water jets to achieve flight, going as far as 98 feet!
The moon has its own time zones.
More people are bitten each year by New Yorkers than by sharks.
Your heart beats 100,000 times a day.