The Worst English Translation Fails of All Time

Do Not Trust This Pizza

This singular dish killed 300 million people in the 20th century alone. Do your best and stay as far away from this restaurant as you can.

The fastest gust of wind ever recorded on Earth was 253 miles per hour.
Commercial flights were allowed to fly any course to their destination and would often detour over points of interest. This ended in 1956 when two planes crashed mid-flight over the Grand Canyon.
The speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys."
An 11-year-old is responsible for naming Pluto.