The One Where You Finish These "Friends" Quotes

Only a true regular at Central Perk knows everything about the gang: who they've dated, where they've worked, and all of the ridiculous situations they find themselves in. Are you cut out to hang with Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, and Joey?

Finish the line: "I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's ..."

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Rachel says, "I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced." Monica replies "No, you go after them five minutes before they get married."

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Rachel says, "I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced." Monica replies "No, you go after them five minutes before they get married."

Finish the line: "And I have to live with a ...!"

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Monica says, "And I have to live with a boy!" when Rachel moves out so Chandler can move in.

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Monica says, "And I have to live with a boy!" when Rachel moves out so Chandler can move in.

Finish the line: "We were on a ..."

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If you don't know the iconic line, "We were on a break," what are you doing here?

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If you don't know the iconic line, "We were on a break," what are you doing here?

Finish the line: "See? He's her ...!"

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We'll never forget when Phoebe watched that old video of Ross and Rachel and said, "See, he's her lobster!"

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We'll never forget when Phoebe watched that old video of Ross and Rachel and said, "See, he's her lobster!"

Finish this line: "Could I be wearing any more ...?"

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Remember when Joey got back at Chandler, so he stole all of his clothes and wore them at once? "Could I be wearing any more clothes?"

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Remember when Joey got back at Chandler, so he stole all of his clothes and wore them at once? "Could I be wearing any more clothes?"

Finish the line: "I don't want my baby's first words to be..."

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Rachel says, "I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How you doin'?'" When she realizes that living with Joey might have a downside. 

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Rachel says, "I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How you doin'?'" When she realizes that living with Joey might have a downside. 

Finish the line: "Okay, no ..., no opinion."

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When too many people start chiming in about Rachel's pregnancy, she says, "Okay, no uterus, no opinion."

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When too many people start chiming in about Rachel's pregnancy, she says, "Okay, no uterus, no opinion."

Finish the line: "And yet, I never run into ..."

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For whatever reason, Chandler was dismayed that he never runs into Beyoncé.

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For whatever reason, Chandler was dismayed that he never runs into Beyoncé.

Finish the line: "It's never taken you more than a ... to get over a relationship."

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Monica claims Joey never takes more than a shower to get over his failed relationships before he's on to the next one.

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Monica claims Joey never takes more than a shower to get over his failed relationships before he's on to the next one.

Finish the quote: "I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a ...?"

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None other than chandler offered up a sarcastic comment rather than some sound advice.

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None other than chandler offered up a sarcastic comment rather than some sound advice.

Finish the quote: "I'm hopeless and awkward and ...!"

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Chandler says he's "Hopeless and awkward and desperate for love." Not for long, bud!

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Chandler says he's "Hopeless and awkward and desperate for love." Not for long, bud!

Finish the line: "If I were a ... Did I just say if I were a ...?"

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Chandler always fumbles. Similar to Beyoncé, the line is, "If I were a guy. Did I just say if I were a guy?"

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Chandler always fumbles. Similar to Beyoncé, the line is, "If I were a guy. Did I just say if I were a guy?"

Finish the line: "Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's..." 

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Joey was never the brightest one in the group. Apparently, he mistook "moot" point for "moo" point. 

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Joey was never the brightest one in the group. Apparently, he mistook "moot" point for "moo" point. 

Finish the line: "Offering people ... is not cooking." 

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When Rachel claims she can cook, Chandler says, "Offering people gum isn't cooking."

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When Rachel claims she can cook, Chandler says, "Offering people gum isn't cooking."

Finish the line: "If you're not careful, you might not get ... at all this year." 

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Ross's love life is the group's running joke, and Chandler says, "If you're not careful, you might not get married at all this year." 

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Ross's love life is the group's running joke, and Chandler says, "If you're not careful, you might not get married at all this year." 

Finish the line: "Oh you like that? You should hear my ..."

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When Rachel's cute assistant Tag compliments her name, she says "You like that? You should hear my phone number."

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When Rachel's cute assistant Tag compliments her name, she says "You like that? You should hear my phone number."

Finish the line: "Come on, Ross, you're a ... Dig a little deeper."

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A crack at Ross's career, Phoebe says, "Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper."

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A crack at Ross's career, Phoebe says, "Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper."

Finish the line: "Something is wrong with the ..."

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In a last-ditch effort to get Rachel off the plane to Paris, Phoebe calls her and says there is a problem with the plane's "left phalange," which is completely made up. 

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In a last-ditch effort to get Rachel off the plane to Paris, Phoebe calls her and says there is a problem with the plane's "left phalange," which is completely made up. 

Finish the line: "Hold me closer..."

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Phoebe says, “I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from ‘Who’s the Boss?’… You know, ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”

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Phoebe says, “I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from ‘Who’s the Boss?’… You know, ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”

Finish the line: "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a ...?"

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When Rachel laments that no one ever takes her seriously, she doesn't do herself any favors by saying, "What if I want to be a purse or a hat?"

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When Rachel laments that no one ever takes her seriously, she doesn't do herself any favors by saying, "What if I want to be a purse or a hat?"

Finish the line: "The fridge broke, so I had to..."

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One thing we know about Joey is that he doesn't share food. If the fridge breaks, he's eating all of it.

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One thing we know about Joey is that he doesn't share food. If the fridge breaks, he's eating all of it.

Finish the line: "Ha, ha, ha. Humor based on ..."

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It's always humor based on Ross's pain.

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It's always humor based on Ross's pain.

Finish the line: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your..."

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One of the only songs Phoebe ever sings at open mic goes, "Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault."

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One of the only songs Phoebe ever sings at open mic goes, "Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault."

Finish the line: "Unagi is a total state of..."

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Ross gets caught up in the concept of Unagi, which according to him is a "total state of awareness."

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Ross gets caught up in the concept of Unagi, which according to him is a "total state of awareness."

Finish the line: "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say..."

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The whole "no divorces in '99" thing didn't exactly hold up for Ross.

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The whole "no divorces in '99" thing didn't exactly hold up for Ross.

Finish the line: "I hope everyone likes Mexican food because I'm making ...!"

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During that awful double date with Charlie, Rachel, and Joey, Ross gets a little too drunk on margaritas and says he's making FAJITAS for the group.

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During that awful double date with Charlie, Rachel, and Joey, Ross gets a little too drunk on margaritas and says he's making FAJITAS for the group.

Finish the line: "If I had to, I'd ... on any one of you."

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When Monica gets stung by a jellyfish, Joey heroically pees on her.

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When Monica gets stung by a jellyfish, Joey heroically pees on her.

Finish the line: "You can't just give up. Is that what a ... would do?"

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Though he's trying to be encouraging, Joey isn't really helping when he says, "Is that what a dinosaur would do?" The dinosaurs, famously, all died. 

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Though he's trying to be encouraging, Joey isn't really helping when he says, "Is that what a dinosaur would do?" The dinosaurs, famously, all died. 

Finish the line: "He's so ... I want to cry."

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As with most men the girls date on the show, Rachel says "He's so pretty I want to cry."

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As with most men the girls date on the show, Rachel says "He's so pretty I want to cry."

Finish the line: "Joey doesn't share ...!"

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It's a classic Joey trait. He doesn't share food!

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It's a classic Joey trait. He doesn't share food!

Finish the line: "It tastes like ...!"

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Historically, Rachel Greene is a terrible cook. While trying her atrocious Thanksgiving trifle, the gang says it tastes like feet.

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Historically, Rachel Greene is a terrible cook. While trying her atrocious Thanksgiving trifle, the gang says it tastes like feet.

Finish the line: "You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's ..."

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Joey says something extra dumb, to which Chandler replies "Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance."

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Joey says something extra dumb, to which Chandler replies "Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance."

Finish the line: "I got off ..."

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In the pivotal moment where Ross doesn't know if Rachel got off the plane to be with him, she shows up at her door and they finally get to restart their relationship. 

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In the pivotal moment where Ross doesn't know if Rachel got off the plane to be with him, she shows up at her door and they finally get to restart their relationship. 

Finish the line: "I wish I could, but ..."

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It was Phoebe who said, "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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It was Phoebe who said, "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Finish the line: "You set Ross up with someone? Does she have a ..."

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Ross's divorces will never not be the punchline of the gang's jokes. Rachel finds out he's been set up on a date and asks if the woman in question already has a wedding dress.

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Ross's divorces will never not be the punchline of the gang's jokes. Rachel finds out he's been set up on a date and asks if the woman in question already has a wedding dress.

Finish the line: "What's a ... gotta do to get a hug around here?" 

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Joey won't stop calling himself a lone wolf and reassuring his friends he's doing fine on his own, but he's also desperate for a hug.

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Joey won't stop calling himself a lone wolf and reassuring his friends he's doing fine on his own, but he's also desperate for a hug.

Finish the line: "In my next life, I'm coming back as a ..."

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It was Phoebe who claims that in her next life she'll be back as a toilet brush. Guess she was feeling a little down on her luck. 

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It was Phoebe who claims that in her next life she'll be back as a toilet brush. Guess she was feeling a little down on her luck. 

Finish the line: "I want to be ..., it looks like fun."

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Monica and Ross's dad, Jack, says he'd love to be buried at sea, among a bunch of other odd phrases from his time on the show. 

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Monica and Ross's dad, Jack, says he'd love to be buried at sea, among a bunch of other odd phrases from his time on the show. 

Finish the line: "I'm a young woman. I have ..."

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Janice, the woman Chandler is constantly trying to break up with, insists to him that she's a young woman and she has needs.

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Janice, the woman Chandler is constantly trying to break up with, insists to him that she's a young woman and she has needs.

Finish the line: "How would you like it if someone told the triplets you ..."

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Phoebe was the surrogate for her brother and sister-in-law's babies, but the triplets don't know that. It would be pretty shocking if they found out she gave birth to them. 

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Phoebe was the surrogate for her brother and sister-in-law's babies, but the triplets don't know that. It would be pretty shocking if they found out she gave birth to them. 

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