Woman Illegally Buys Fiancée for $500 on eBay

Committed to Lumiere

Now, Amanda has channeled her affections toward Lumiere, and she's finally ready to settle down. Prior to meeting Lumiere, Amanda claimed to have been in an open relationship with 24 different light fixtures. Her affairs with inanimate objects have been ongoing since her youth; when Amanda was 13, she fell in love with a drum kit. Although Amanda and Lumiere cannot officially wed, Amanda plans to hold a commitment ceremony to legitimize their love.

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