Wait, You Really Sleep on That?

By 1 year ago

For some reason, photographs of unnamed people’s beds have been surfacing on the internet. All of these beds have an intensely THREATENING AURAS, and we have to stop whatever is creating them.

Ritualistic Sacrifice

Something is going on here and we do not like what this looks like. We like to imagine that the person who owns this terrible room sleeps with those idol heads on their bed to protect them from evil spirits at night.

He’s Always Watching

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Imagine finally going home with a date and then discovering that their bed is adorned with horrifying vintage crucifixes. Then, imagine how much an Uber home and a restraining order would cost you.

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