This Guy’s Hilarious Mistake Almost Ruined His Relationship

Carnivore

Kevin had eaten his fair share of rare steak in the past. He was a medium guy, sure, but rare wasn’t unwelcome. This steak, however, was basically still a cow. If Kevin had given it mouth-to-mouth, it would have gotten up and walked back to the pasture. What could he do?

Brainstorming

Kevin sat there fidgeting with his fork and knife, trying to figure out how he could get away with avoiding consumption at all costs. He ran over the possibilities in his mind. He could claim that he had suddenly decided to go vegan. Fake sick. Make a run for it.