These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

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Keep your girlfriend where she belongs: inside of your shoes. Maybe in the 1950s "girlfriend" was another word for "socks."

You only breathe out of one nostril at a time.
An 11-year-old is responsible for naming Pluto.
The toilet is statistically the cleanest place in your home. Your desk, kitchen sink, and cellphone all have more bacteria.
More people are bitten each year by New Yorkers than by sharks.