These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Don't Shoot Santa

Because nothing says "happy holidays" like a bunch of children holding rifles. Why does a seven-year-old need a gun? No, really.

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Dr. Seuss wrote Green Eggs and Ham as part of a bet.
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