These True Facts Sound Incredibly Fake

Egghead

Think this one through... Humpty Dumpty is not an egg. At least, it was never explicitly stated in the nursery rhyme. It just says the mythical being fell off a wall, had a great fall, and could not be put back together. The illustrations associated with the rhyme are likely to subdue its gruesome nature. Kind of dark for a children's song unless he's a silly egg man...