These Sunburn Fails Hurt Just To Look At

No, This is Patrick

Patrick Star aesthetic, matched. No, this isn't the Krusty Krab. It's just a guy who forgot his sunscreen for hours and is paying the price.

A blue whale's tongue weighs as much as an elephant.
Humans are the only animals with chins.
When the Super Bowl champion Giants visited the White House in 1987, they dumped popcorn on President Reagan.
In 1966 and 1967, soldiers testing Agent Orange in Canada were told the chemical was completely safe and sprayed it on each other to cool off.