These Sunburn Fails Hurt Just To Look At

Nope, Not a T-Shirt

This burn resembles a neon pink t-shirt almost too perfectly. From afar, he almost looks normal. But up close you can see the pain in his eyes.

Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
Portland was named by a coin flip. Had the coin landed the other way, the city would be known as Boston, Oregon.
Over 80 million bacteria can be exchanged in one kiss.
On Mars, sunsets are blue.