These Life-Hacks Will Make You Incapable of Continuing Your Life As a Normal Human Being

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Run Out of Toothpaste?

Just use paint! White paint can naturally whiten your teeth for significantly longer than those expensive tubes of whitening toothpaste. No more wasting your time polishing those pesky coffee stains off of your pearly whites!

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If You Still Need That Minty Fresh Feeling…

Adding toothpaste to your food in the morning kills two birds with one stone. Is your oatmeal too bland? Add some toothpaste for a unique, refreshing twist! Sick of boring eggs? Squeeze some toothpaste into your omelet, that’s an ancient French recipe called “Omelette de Menthe.”

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The More You Know

  • Coca-Cola once bought all the website URLs that can be read as ahh, all the way up to 62 h’s.
  • The world's most densely populated island is the size of two soccer fields.
  • LEGO has an underground vault with every set ever made.
  • Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
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