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Run Out of Toothpaste?
Just use paint! White paint can naturally whiten your teeth for significantly longer than those expensive tubes of whitening toothpaste. No more wasting your time polishing those pesky coffee stains off of your pearly whites!
If You Still Need That Minty Fresh Feeling…
Adding toothpaste to your food in the morning kills two birds with one stone. Is your oatmeal too bland? Add some toothpaste for a unique, refreshing twist! Sick of boring eggs? Squeeze some toothpaste into your omelet, that’s an ancient French recipe called “Omelette de Menthe.”