If you don’t have anything true to say, don’t say it at all. These lying liars likely won’t make that mistake ever again.
Buddy, you clearly live on a farm somewhere rural, likely hundreds of miles from any beach. Thanks to your secret paparazzi, your deceptive behavior will never go unchallenged again.
Mistakes Were Made
We don’t think that the internet went into this one completely emptyhanded. If someone was actually trying to pass this off, the only people who thought this was actually a bird should keep thinking that way.