These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

Breaking Up

Should have thought ahead on this one. It’s going to be difficult to explain this break up to the family!

Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.
The first roller coaster was invented to stop sinful behavior.
The glow around the moon is called a "broch."
Mattel once tried to sue Aqua over their song "Barbie Girl". The judge literally told them to "chill".