These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

Tree Murderer

The planet is dying, and you want to get rid of trees? Expensive and sad!

Jellyfish can sting even when they're dead.
An exotic dancer was busted by the IRS for failing to pay income tax on 1 million dollars in income she received in exchange for sex, from a single man.
Former billionaire Chuck Feeney has given away over 99% of his 6.3 billion dollars to help under privileged kids go to college. He is now worth $2 million dollars.
The largest known living organism is an aspen grove.