These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

Hit and Run

This is an aggressive response to a small issue, but hey, maybe they really needed that vacuum!

Eight of the ten largest statues in the world are of Buddhas.
Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort.
Glitter is so unique it can be used as forensic evidence if matching glitter is found at the crime scene and on the suspect since glitter often goes unnoticed by the suspect.
Sharks "smell in stereo."