These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

The More You Know

• The longest wedding veil was longer than 63 football fields.
• Cows have best friends.
• Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
• George Lazenby wasn't an actual actor. He got himself a suit, a Rolex and a new haircut, then met with the producer and made up movies he had been in. He later landed the role of James Bond.