These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

Turkey Time

Cooking is hard, sure, but you still probably shouldn’t try to cook a turkey in a microwave. Would it even fit?

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The More You Know

  • Sharks "smell in stereo."
  • Mattel once tried to sue Aqua over their song "Barbie Girl". The judge literally told them to "chill".
  • But the loudest animal relative to its size is a water bug.
  • Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
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