These Hilarious Texts From Neighbors Will Make You LOL

Turkey Time

Cooking is hard, sure, but you still probably shouldn’t try to cook a turkey in a microwave. Would it even fit?

Portland was named by a coin flip. Had the coin landed the other way, the city would be known as Boston, Oregon.
More people are bitten each year by New Yorkers than by sharks.
The brain is the fattest organ.
Little brown bats sleep more than any other mammal on earth.