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High Standards

Sorry ladies, most of you won't be able to get a slice of this hunk. 

This professional chef has some pretty high standards, and he's not going to lower them for just any old thing. She's got to be drop-dead gorgeous, beautiful at every angle, and appreciate a finally ekpt mustache. Never settle for less than you're worth. This guy knows that and lives by that rule. 

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