You're more likely to become President than you are to win the lottery.
Goats have accents.
Enzo Ferrari told a man "you may be able to drive a tractor but you will never be able to handle a Ferrari properly." The man was so angry that he vowed to create the perfect car. His name was Ferruccio Lamborghini.
Doctors' sloppy handwriting kills more than 7,000 people annually in the United States.