Growing a Tail
There aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe how impressed we are. Well, impressed and terrified. That dread probably smells so bad they had to evacuate the entire store.
Just Taking the Turtle for a Walk
If you can bring a dog into a store, why can't you bring a turtle? Emotional support animals can come in all shapes and sizes. Specifically, the can come in round shelled sizes with small heads.