It’s time to snag your dream job. After 20 years of watching cartoons and eating fast food, now you can ACTUALLY pretend you’re working at the Krusty Krab with Spongebob as your actual boss.
That’s Just Rude
It’s one thing to search for specific employees, but calling them losers might not be the best course of action for staffing a professional environment. Maybe try saying “Now Hiring Full Time Professionals”.