Texts From Exes That Range In Hilarious To Creepy

Eh, That Was Still Harsh

This isn’t a good way to break up with someone. It’s also not a good joke, like, in general.

Glitter is so unique it can be used as forensic evidence if matching glitter is found at the crime scene and on the suspect since glitter often goes unnoticed by the suspect.
The chance of a coin landing heads-up is not 50-50
The largest volcano in the solar system is three times taller than Mount Everest.
There was a flying dinosaur the size of a giraffe.