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The More You Know

• There was a flying dinosaur the size of a giraffe.
• Earth is 4.54 billion years old.
• The Catholic Church considers the Theory of Evolution to be "virtually certain", and believes that intelligent design "isn't science even though it pretends to be."
• In the late 1600s, London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away.