Texts From Exes That Range In Hilarious To Creepy

The Appropriate Response

If someone breaks up with you and says that they still want to be friends, this should be your response.

Some cats are allergic to people.
You make approximately a teaspoon of tears per hour.
Little brown bats sleep more than any other mammal on earth.
Enzo Ferrari told a man "you may be able to drive a tractor but you will never be able to handle a Ferrari properly." The man was so angry that he vowed to create the perfect car. His name was Ferruccio Lamborghini.