Texts From Exes That Range In Hilarious To Creepy

The More You Know

• Yosemite means "those who kill."
• Peanuts grow underground.
• In 2009, Burger King launched a campaign that if you unfriended 10 friends on Facebook, you were entitled to a free Whopper. The person you unfriended would get a message telling them that their friendship is worth less than a Whopper.
• The Canary Islands are named after dogs, not birds.