Student Jokes That Were as Risky as They Were Hilarious

The More You Know

• The Catholic Church considers the Theory of Evolution to be "virtually certain", and believes that intelligent design "isn't science even though it pretends to be."
• In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
• Tarantula bites are about as painful as bee stings.
• There's only one country in the world that doesn't use the metric system.