Bolero (1984)
In 1920s England, Bo Derek plays an heiress on the hunt for lust with a Moroccan sheik and a Spanish bullfighter. Bolero's ridiculous plot and mismatched cast only manages to arouse a sense of profound boredom. Famed critic Roger Ebert wrote, "The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs."
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