Bizarre Shenanigans That You Only Experience On The Subway

She Has Important Business To Attend

And she is looking her best! Really, though, I need to know if her owners are close by because, if not, I will be stealing her.

The moon has its own time zones.
Surfaces near the equator move much faster than those in other locations on Earth.
9% of Americans have phobias.
Only one NFL team has a plant for a logo.