Not A Quitter
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
It's funny most of the time, but definitely not if you've just been pulled over for drunk driving. It was as if the DUI ticket wrote itself.
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The More You Know
- Contrary to popular belief, Marilyn Munroe was nowhere near a 'plus' size 12 - 16, she was closer to a US size 0.
- Water makes different pouring sounds depending on its temperature.
- You make approximately a teaspoon of tears per hour.
- Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.