Not A Quitter
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
It's funny most of the time, but definitely not if you've just been pulled over for drunk driving. It was as if the DUI ticket wrote itself.
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The More You Know
- Mount Rushmore cost less than $1 million.
- In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he tripped over his beard running away from a fire.
- There's a Russian village where every resident is a tightrope walker.
- Great white sharks are so scared of killer whales that they'll avoid an area for up to a year after spotting one.