People Won't Even Buy These Grocery Store Items in a Global Pandemic

Alternative Pizzas

Listen, we know we already basically covered the cruciferous-vegetable pizza crust bases, but some manufacturers think that we'll eat the crust if they put something on it for us. They are (airhorn noise) extremely wrong about that. Alternative pizzas are clogging the freezers at the stores, and if you really want to make some weird decisions with your day, take one home.

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People Won't Even Buy These Grocery Store Items in a Global Pandemic

Alternative Pizzas

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