When Everything Is Terrible
She ended up getting an honorable mention on her ex’s wedding website as the girlfriend he cheated on. What a great way to be remembered! Also, no, she didn’t get an invite to the wedding.
Way To Show Up The Bride
It’s universally known that you shouldn’t wear a white dress to a wedding. The poor bride (the middle) has such a frumpy dress compared to that wedding guest. Who wants to be remembered as the wedding guest who wore a white dress?!