Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

Dogs Should Be Like People

I’m genuinely confused at what this headline is even saying… I would probably read this just to have an idea of what the heck he’s trying to say.

In 1993, San Francisco held a referendum over whether a police officer called Bob Geary was allowed to patrol while carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty. He was.
Roughly 600 Parisians work at the Eiffel Tower each day.
Before mating, the female giraffe will first urinate in the male's mouth.
The world's largest falafel weighed 223 pounds.