Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

Maybe Because It’s a Sewer

No offense to this city or anything, but sewers usually smell. So. Maybe the headline needs to be a bit more fleshed out?

On Mars, sunsets are blue.
Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort.
The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.
Christian Bale studied Tom Cruise's mannerisms to prepare for his role as a psychotic killer in American Psycho.