Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

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How far did he think he was going to get? Did he even realize it was a gun store? Goodness, gracious.

Cows have best friends.
Clark Kent (Superman in DC Comics) is also a character in the Marvel universe, where he's actually just a mild-mannered reporter and nothing more.
Fleas can jump up to 100 times their body length.
Scorpions are incredibly resilient: scientists have frozen scorpions overnight, left them in the sun the following day, and when thawed, the arthropod walked away unscathed.