Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

As Opposed To… What?

Honestly, I’m not quite sure what else goes on with an earthquake other than shaking… Am I missing something?

Little brown bats sleep more than any other mammal on earth.
Almost all chickens eaten today come from the winner of the 1948 'Chicken of Tomorrow' Contest whose genetics now dominate poultry farms worldwide.
If you ate nothing but rabbit meat, you would die from protein poisoning.
If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.