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Lots of Planning

So, they’re planning to plan to make a plan. It sounds like they’re doing a lot to prepare to plan. That’s good!

Scorpions are incredibly resilient: scientists have frozen scorpions overnight, left them in the sun the following day, and when thawed, the arthropod walked away unscathed.
Arkansas hosts the annual World Championship Duck Calling Contest.
For every human on Earth, there are 1.6 million ants.
There is a museum of bad art.