The Most Insane Things Found In The Deep Sea

Ancient Village

This was found by divers years ago. It has rectangle houses, dry stone-walled wells, and artifacts made of animal bones!

Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.
Cows have best friends.
Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
Benjamin Franklin was inducted into the International Swimming Hall of Fame.