Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

A Lot Going On

This isn’t the headline that we asked for, but it’s the one that we needed. What if this wasn’t even around Halloween?

For every human on Earth, there are 1.6 million ants.
In 1993, San Francisco held a referendum over whether a police officer called Bob Geary was allowed to patrol while carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty. He was.
Will Smith turned down the role of Neo in the Matrix. He starred in Wild Wild West instead.
Only ¼ of the Sahara Desert is sandy.