Newspaper Headlines That’ll Leave You Either Laughing Or Confused

Lots of Planning

So, they’re planning to plan to make a plan. It sounds like they’re doing a lot to prepare to plan. That’s good!

The oceans contain 200,000 different kinds of viruses.
A newborn baby is more than 3/4 water.
In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he tripped over his beard running away from a fire.
The 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg.