Memes That Only Introverts Can Relate To

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The bathroom is the sanctuary. The cat is your best friend. The phone and chips are your perfect escapes. The jacket and cup are your lifelines.

Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.
When the Super Bowl champion Giants visited the White House in 1987, they dumped popcorn on President Reagan.
The Eiffel Tower was inaugurated the same year Nintendo was founded.
Before mating, the female giraffe will first urinate in the male's mouth.