Proof That Landlords Are a Different Species of Human

No Pool For You

The property manager found out that kids who weren’t residents were using the pool. So, he opted to not clean it anymore. Now, nobody gets to use the pool. Makes sense.

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The More You Know

  • The speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys."
  • The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.
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  • If you take all the letters from the word "wizard" and swap them with opposite letters (a->z, b->y), it spells wizard backwards.
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