Honestly, these people were setting themselves up for failure since the beginning.
Doesn’t Look Like Much of a Choice
Water is definitely the healthiest alternative to 99% of drinks you can get out of a vending machine, but this is a little absurd. Next time someone offers you a “choice” of beverages, take that with a grain of salt.
The Holiday Irony
Sometimes shipping boxes are just too revealing. Keep an eye out the next time you order a gift for someone on Amazon, they might have a box that says “Spoiler alert. It’s a Nintendo Switch again…”