Hold Up, Wait a Minute
Nobody needs seven dogs, but everybody wants seven dogs. We think that this anonymous wrong number texter should have been given the opportunity to explain themselves before they were shot down. What if they were able to offer those puppies a better home? Swallow your pride and follow through if you're not a coward.
Now That's Comedy
We give this joke a 10/10 for delivery and clarity. See people, you don't have to be weird to make a funny joke. Hopefully, this dude got a discount on this car for being hysterical.