Hilarious Wrong Number Texts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Empty Threats Go Nowhere

These kinds of messages never warrant a response. The people who send them think that they're the next Dane Cook, and they probably show all of their high school friends at the same bar they've been going to since they got their fake ID 22 years ago. Find something better to do, weirdo. 

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