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Well, that's certainly one way to respond to a simple question. Even if it's a little over the top, this joke was executed perfectly. Kudos to them.

Saint Patrick's Day began as a "feast day". To honor him, Christians could put aside their Lenten restrictions on food and alcohol consumption, which is why excessive drinking has become linked to the celebration.
The Netherlands has the tallest population.
Coca-Cola consumers will pay more to drink less ounces.
George Lazenby wasn't an actual actor. He got himself a suit, a Rolex and a new haircut, then met with the producer and made up movies he had been in. He later landed the role of James Bond.