Hilarious Texting Fails That Will Make You LOL

Mystery of the Green Beans

We don't need to joke about raunchy stuff anymore. We just need good, old-fashioned vegetable humor. Take notes people, this is where it's at.

Yosemite means "those who kill."
Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
Grasshopper Mice have evolved to turn scorpion venom into a pain-killer. They now prey on scorpions.
Wilt Chamberlain is in the Volleyball Hall of Fame.