These Hilarious Photos Sum Up Married Life

Never Safe

Is the cup full of liquor? Poison? Water? All three? There's no way to know. Don't make your wife mad, especially when she is the one filling the coffee mug every morning. The person you sleep next to every night could have something sinister up their sleeve, or maybe just something gross. There's a lot of ways this story could end, and not a lot of them are very good!

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