These Hilarious Photos Sum Up Married Life

Well-Intentioned

During her pregnancy, this woman confided in her husband that she felt bloated and ugly due to the increase in weight. So, the next day on her birthday, he gifted her with this handpicked tomato from their garden, along with a note. "A tomato is just a flower that got pregnant. It's rounder but still pretty." No perfect, but at least he had good intentions...

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The More You Know

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  • The television was invented only two years after the invention of sliced bread.
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