These Hilarious Photos Sum Up Married Life

Two Types

This husband and wife use different toothpaste bottles, which kind of makes sense after seeing this image. Either way, they're both guaranteed to have an "ultra-brite" smile, but how clean can her mouth be when she's this messy? True love is blind to the little flaws like this, but that doesn't mean this husband shouldn't get his own toothpaste tube...

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The More You Know

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